Chadverse Lore

Prologue (?)
10 years ago...

Before the golden days of bufferfish and bufferfly...

Bufferfish was but a wee little tadpole

But this tadpole was built different.

Like way different, nature was shaking in its boots as bufferfish was created.

Bufferfish Goes to School
Bufferfish went to school, but he was too buff.

as a teenager, he had a 20 pack.

people were very scared that he was too powerful

one day

half the class ganged up on him in an alleyway

and he was cornered

but then

he was so buff

that their attacks merely bounced off him.

and he was such a kind and benevolent buff

that he

did not fight back

he just stood there

and then everyone respected him from then on

but then...

his friend butterfly ate a radioactive newt

and things began to go downhill...

Bonus - Barnacle
bonus episode: some barnacle named {REDACTED} was sad

but then

he said

"i wish i was buff"

so then out of nowhere

some big muscular god thing named {REDACTED} came in

and was like

"N҉e҉s҉s҉u҉n҉o҉ ҉p҉u҉ò҉ ҉s҉f҉u҉g҉g҉i҉r҉e҉ ҉d҉a҉l҉ ҉d҉e҉s҉t҉i҉n҉o҉ ҉s҉c҉e҉l҉t҉o҉.҉ ҉R҉i҉m҉a҉n҉e҉ ҉i҉l҉ ҉r҉i҉s҉u҉l҉t҉a҉t҉o҉ ҉c҉h҉e҉ ҉v҉o҉i҉ ҉s҉a҉r҉e҉t҉e҉ ҉d҉i҉s҉t҉r҉u҉t҉t҉i҉.҉ ҉L҉'҉e҉t҉e҉r҉n҉a҉ ҉c҉i҉m҉a҉ ҉e҉s҉i҉s҉t҉e҉ ҉s҉o҉l҉o҉ ҉p҉e҉r҉ ҉m҉e҉.҉ ҉P҉u҉o҉i҉ ҉c҉a҉n҉t҉a҉r҉e҉ ҉c҉a҉n҉z҉o҉n҉i҉ ҉d҉i҉ ҉t҉r҉i҉s҉t҉e҉z҉z҉a҉ ҉n҉e҉l҉ ҉m҉o҉n҉d҉o҉ ҉s҉e҉n҉z҉a҉ ҉t҉e҉m҉p҉o҉.҉""

yeah it said that

then it possessed the barnacle

Bufferfish and Bufferfly
Bufferfish was walking down the street

when suddenly

he sees a butterfly

butterfly says "[insert tragic backstory here] and that is why i must defeat you"

then butterfly, who had looked like a regular butterfly just moments before, flexed super hard

did this:

[a GIF of Morel from the anime Hunter X Hunter flexing his muscles]

However, bufferfish was not scared or angered by this

he merely gave a sad smile and went behind bufferfly so fast there was no time to process it(edited)

then

he patted him on the shoulder from behind

and said

"i pity you"

from then on bufferfly respected bufferfish eternally and trained to become as strong as him for years

it took him 69,420 years to be regarded as an equal by bufferfish

and they were good friends

Sidekick
ok guys we back and today we will be diving into how bufferfly and bufferfish (the buffbros) discovered their first sidekick, Dr Sea Flap Flap PhD

the buffbros were lowkey vibing one day and they were wondering how heavy dumbbells they could lift

so they hit the gym

but the issue was, they were easily able to lift up the entire building

so they couldnt actually compare their strength there

thankfully, the gym had a tv on the discovery channel

and it was talking about how a lot of mountains that are taller than mount everest are under the sea

so bufferfly and bufferfish had the genius idea of weightlifting using these mountains

they went to le sea and jumped in and found some random mountain in an unexplored territory of the ocean

then they ended up easily lifting it because they were too buff

but then they heard a noise behind them

and saw a bunch of stingrays rush at them

so they sort of stood there and didnt do anything as the stingrays closed in

but then

some epic chad that looked like a super buff stingray appeared in front of them

he was like

super chad

like he had sparkles and everything

and that one chad face

anyway,

he scared off all the stingrays with his supreme chadness and then flexed his buff tail

when the buffbros asked who he was

he responded "Dr Sea Flap Flap PhD"

and then he asked to join them on their buff adventures as a pupil, as he had seen their impressive feat of easily lifting up that mountain which was apparently some super sacred mountain that was sacred for being ridiculously heavy

so they accepted

also this entire time the buffbros were holding their breath because their lung capacity is insane

and also theyre underwater and stuff

anyway

thats how they got this new sidekick