Erf

Erf was created for storytelling purposes but then three people took it way too seriously and created the Brickgade and wrote some very original lore and so now this wiki exists. Also Erf is a very original name that is totally not based off of Earth. This is a completely original planet. Do not steal.

History
So once upon a time there were fantasy magic guys and they lived in the Magic Faction 10/10 very cool and good, but then along came a spider that sat down—I mean, along came the technology nerd guys and they lived in the Tech Faction which is also 10/10 very cool and good. But then the tech guys got mad at the magic guys because the magic guys were being creative and creativity is bad so the tech guys made the magic guys illegal. And then the magic guys made themselves illegal because they also decided creativity is bad. And so everyone was happy because magic bad and tech good. And then everything changed when the Mix Faction happened, but the Mix Faction probably doesn't exist according to some very intellectual Erf residents, but then again it probably does exist because plot reasons and also lore reasons and also chex mix good.

self insert Gary Stu with a sad backstory
One day Loolei Schmolace was a happy tech guy. But then he was not happy because his dad was secretly a magic guy that walked out on the family and went to la la land (oh noes!). And then his mom went bye bye so he had no parents and so he was sad (oh noes!). But then he found out that he was actually a magic guy, so he started simping for the Magic Faction (and also secretly the Mix Faction). And then he got so mad at the fact that he was a tech guy that he simply stopped being a tech guy. And also now that he is not a tech guy or a magic guy everyone calls him Son of the Sun—I mean, Son of the Dawn (but come on, Sun of the Son, I mean Son of the Son, I mean, well you get the point. Come on, it has a cool ring to it.)—which is really cool and magical. No wonder he's a magic guy.

tsundere harem woman
Once upon a time Nancy was a sneaky spy lady who was also a tsundere lady (n-no she wasn't, baka!). Also she doesn't tell anyone, but she has a sad backstory to fill the Erf quota of everyone having a sad backstory. Okay so that last bit wasn't part of her backstory but oh well. Anyway her sad backstory made her very mad so she became a spy the moment she could act like a tsundere. The tech guys gave her a top secret mission to find the Mix Faction and buy some Chex Mix so that they could complete the Genocide project, which is to murder all the magic guys by throwing pretzels at them. But then one day during her top secret spy mission, she met Loolei and his gang and said "hmm I will become part of the gang so that I can finish my mission, not because I like them or anything, baka! o(≧口≦)o". And then she ended up liking the gang. Baka.

guy with an edgy name who covers it up by naming themself after the guy from the emoji movie
One day, Genocide, the guy with an edgy name who...okay, fine, Gene was born. The moment they opened their eyes, their parents gave them a flamethrower, several assorted knives, and a toolbox and told them to "get on the battlefield already you useless child". But unfortunately, Gene grew up to be a twink and a nerd. So then their parents rejected them. And then they went to the big boy school because they are a nerd, and that's where they met Loolei, who is a friend in some records and a sibling in others, so let's just say Loolei is both. Sibs from different cribs, eh? Gene is good at tech guy stuff, and so they made medi-tech which is probably a hospital on wheels or something, and Loolei worked with Gene to make anti-tech which sounds like a rebellion against the tech guys but is actually something that combines both technology and magic. Wait, isn't that just what the Mix Faction does? And why do Gene and the Chex Mix Genocide project share the same name? Kinda sketchy if you ask me. Well, find out next time on PROTAGONIST KUN AND HIS HAREM SAVE THE WORLD, airing never!

fangirl magnet who is not a bug
Aphid, who goes by Aph (please do not summon the Hetalians please no), is flirty and sus. They were a magic guy which automatically means that tech guys can beat them up because magic bad tech good even though it's technically the other way around because tech blows things up and magic is not allowed to blow things up because the tech guys don't let them. So then the tech guys blew up Aphid's arm and they got a new arm from a pleasant fellow who was a tech guy but decided to stop being a tech guy because tech bad magic good. And then they joined the harem on their journey to the Mix Faction because everyone likes Chex Mix here on Erf, albeit for different reasons.

edgy the edgehog (aka fangirl magnet II)
Once upon a time Kirby "the Rock" Johnson was a magic guy. But then their parents were McMurdered because TECH GUYS ARE EVIL (gaspu! betrayal!). So then they used necromancy, and then their parents were McMurdered again. So they got kicked out of the Magic Faction and became salty. They became a tech guy and pretended not to be a magic guy because they're just sus that way. And then they marinated in their own salt for so long that they became a pickle and are now trying to McMurder the entire Magic Faction for revenge. Sounds like a nice guy.

old man with bloody noses
Master Aster is a wholesome old guy who likes cheese crackers and egg tarts. He used to be angry but now he is not. He may or may not be Loolei's dad. The end.

epic gatekeeper
Tragic Boi (yes that's his actual name) is a guy who lives in a facility that is not under the sea. One day, Loolei tried to run away with his family and Tragic Boi said YOU SHALL NOT PASS and tried to whack Loolei but missed. Instead, he hit Loolei's mom so hard that she went bye bye. It was very sad (oh noes!). But then Loolei whacked him back and escaped (oh yes!).

I'm Blu Da Ba Dee Da Ba D
Wait, what is Jo doing here? I don't even have to summarize his backstory because it's already been done for me. Okay so anyway Jo is a guy covered in blue paint. One day his dad yelled at him for failing a math test so the only rational thing left to do was start a cult of three people (including himself) and try to beat up protagonist kun (Loolei Schmolace) and his harem. This fails every time, making Jo and his gang gang essentially Team Rocket on budget. Also fun fact his name used to be Johannesjeneragenes III.